XWHY: The Best of Twitter w/c 6th April 2015
Very simply, the best tweets we’ve seen this week aka a valid excuse for being on Twitter NON-STOP – sorry, bosses. Speaking of which…
I clean my room when I want to avoid doing something. My room is immaculate but my life is a piece of shit. Sometimes I lick my floors.
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) April 5, 2015
Bookshelf alphabetised? Check. Trainers arranged in colour order? Check. Gas and electric bills paid?! Are they b*llocks.
We’ve finally reached the last unclaimed TV documentary idea in the world. On BBC1 in 25 mins: Hole In The Road Inspectors. — Pete Paphides (@petepaphides) April 7, 2015
I guess it beats Benidorm…
Kindness is number one on my list of human virtues. A big fat ass is a close second — RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 10, 2015
I think we can all relate to this.
I wish the kids next door would spend more time screaming and shouting on their trampoline. It just feels like 6 hours a day isn’t enough. — Dave Cribb (@davecribb) April 10, 2015
#SUMMER. It’s entirely possible it’s not even the kids. It might be the parents… Everyone’s a kid when they get on a trampoline. Fact.
Hillary Clinton?? That came out of NOWHERE.
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 12, 2015