XWHY: The Best of Twitter w/c 30th March 2015
Very simply, the best tweets we’ve seen this week. As Drake so succinctly put it in ‘Too Much’*, we haven’t got time to look at everything on the internet so no one’s saying this list is comprehensive.
*can’t remember the lyrics exactly….
I have discovered my attention span is exactly 3/4 of the amount of time it takes to recite a complete university challenge question.
— Nick Edmondson (@nickedmo) March 30, 2015
Chief of the Eleatic school of philosophy, what Greek philosopher demonstrated that the senses could not be trusted by constructing four paradoxes… SHUT UP AND GET ME A DRINK.
Coachella has officially banned selfie sticks. So if that turns out anything like their ban on drugs, expect ~100,000 ppl w selfie sticks.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) March 30, 2015
Don’t really care what you call it, we would read this comic and watch this movie. Just on the off chance Calvin Harris forgot who he was for a moment and did something interesting.
When I go shoe shopping I say I’m looking for a 4 and a 9 and when they look down I’m doing this https://t.co/0w35brj2Dv
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) April 1, 2015
*Us whenever we buy shoes from here on in*
whenever i honestly think i’ve lost my phone it reminds me of what’s really important in life : my phone — salsa bitch emoji (@moscaddie) January 4, 2014
Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes w/ Maple