Satire
  • Britain Imagined: If BoJo Was PM

    Boris Johnson is the political equivalent of the Sugababes – not even a nuclear holocaust could stop him. This is a man who has survived PR calamities that would have obliterated any other politician – it’s pretty tough to imagine […]

  • How to…Be the Ultimate Wingman

    A Cynic’s Guide to Getting People Laid Your single friend is embarrassing himself. While you’re busy charming women into disrobing in taxis and leaving you messages in lipstick on your perineum, he’s back at the bar trying to convince anyone […]

  • How to…Get a Payrise

      A cynic’s guide to cheating salary   The problem: You enjoy your job (it beats deep-frying potatoes while Ronald McFatty spit-shouts orders at you); the bars near your office are decent (they’ve not once chucked you out for throwing […]

  • How to…Suck a Little Less at Fancy Dress

      A Cynic’s Guide to Looking Like a Tit  Fancy dress parties are like dogging: there are massive risks, dizzying rewards, and I kick ass at both of them. In fact, I sometimes combine the two just to spice things […]