• Summer 2014 – You’ll HAVE to Take Your Clothes off to Have a Good Time

    Summer 2014 to be ‘the hottest on record’ Well, they say this every bleedin’ year don’t they. But with the last few months ranking at ‘slit your wrists’ on the miserable scale, perhaps the tears of a thousand flooded suburbians […]

  • AskMen’s Top 99 Most Desirable Women a Farce

    AskMen makes dubious editorial decision to boot Miley Cyrus to the bottom of their list…ignoring reader polls. The rhetoric of AskMen’s recent Top 99 Most ‘Desirable’ Women reader poll is certainly more 21st Century than that some of it’s counterparts. […]

  • Flappy Bird – Killing Brain Cells at the Tap of a Touchscreen

    Hailed as the new Angry Birds, Flappy Bird has just become the most downloaded app of January 2014. This makes us want to vomit in a bush and throw our smartphones out the window… As if we needed any more […]

  • Edward Snowden Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

    Two Norwegian politicians have suggested that whistleblower Edward Snowden has made the world “more stable and peaceful.” He’s been a figure of much contention has our Mr Snowden. As you well know, unless you’ve been hiding under a stone, the […]

  • Heisenberg? Blue Meth Fools Junkies

    It was only a matter of time. According to Kevin Abar of Homeland Security in America, certain suburbs of Albuquerque have started seeing the circulation of the methamphetamine drug in a dyed blue form, the trademark of Heisenberg and Jesse […]

  • Lord Hurd: Dropping this ‘Ludicrous’ Feminism Stuff

    Another Tory MP misses the point completely… Apparently this feminism thing is getting a bit “ludicrous”, according to, yes, you guessed it, an elderly male peer. Lord Hurd, who experienced his political hey day in the 18th century, has suggested […]

  • Bitstrips Secures $3m investment. WHYYYYY?

    Do we really need to spell these out to you? They’re so moronic and pedestrian, we’d rather not give them explanation or airtime. If you’ve seriously missed the concept, to Wikipedia with you… The only explanation you really need, though, […]

  • Channing Tatum Parodies Van Damme. It’s Not Funny

    American stripper-turned-actor and receiver of many postal deliveries of women’s underwear Channing Tatum has gone and done a parody of THAT Van Damme splits video. We all love a good zero to hero story, and Channing Tatum is an okay […]

  • BBC Renews American Enthusiasm for God

    Turning a few more Americans in a Godwardly direction doesn’t sound like too hard a task, we just didn’t think it would be a British paragon of science and the natural world that would do it… In a bizarre turn […]

  • Apple’s Gag Order and It’s Government Information Requests

    Apple has decided to fight (although not strictly transgress, obviously) the “gag order” placed on it by the US Government to prevent particular details of their information requests becoming public. The tech giant has published a certain amount of information […]