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Review Rating: 1/10
Staring: David Bautista, Brittany Snow & Angelic Zambrana
Genre: Action Thriller
When to watch: NEVER! I’m serious, never watch this film under any circumstance.
Plot synopsis: The main protagonist Lucy steps out of the Metro in Brooklyn to be met with absolute chaos. The film follows her trying to survive the unexplained military chaos playing out in the streets of Bushwick as she tries to get to her nearest and dearest and stay alive. Along the way she is helped by quiet, unassuming War Veteran Stupe. Stupe’s military background comes in handy along the way as they fight against the invading forces, suffering numerous injuries and obstacles along the way.
There is a lot of shouting and shooting and a rather convoluted story as to why this is all happening and how they can get out of the madness safely. What there is not however, is a good reason to watch this film. Cut out the middleman, grab a seat and watch paint dry for the same effect.
* Netpix rating system
0 = Starring Jack Black
1 = Didn’t get past the first 30minutes of the film.
2 = Did not finish the film it was that bad
3 = That is time I will never get back
4 = Piss poor
5 = Good for killing some time with
6 = Good film
7 = Great Film
8 = A future classic
9 = A classic
10 = One of the greatest films of all time