How To
  • How To: #Becominganadulttips – 5

    The things you never knew you needed to know… Becoming an adult is a troublesome process. Few people make it out of adulthood alive. Whether you’re scraping twenty-one or hitting forty, there is always another mistake you didn’t know you […]

  • How To: #Becominganadulttips – 4

    The things you never knew you needed to know… Becoming an adult is a troublesome process. Few people make it out of adulthood alive. Whether you’re scraping twenty-one or hitting forty, there is always another mistake you didn’t know you […]

  • How To: #Becominganadulttips – 3

    The things you never knew you needed to know… Becoming an adult is a troublesome process. Few people make it out of adulthood alive. Whether you’re scraping twenty-one or hitting forty, there is always another mistake you didn’t know you […]

  • How To: #Becominganadulttips – 2

    The things you never knew you needed to know… Becoming an adult is a troublesome process. Few people make it out of adulthood alive. Whether you’re scraping twenty-one or hitting forty, there is always another mistake you didn’t know you […]

  • How To: #becominganadulttips – 1

    The things you never knew you needed to know… Becoming an adult is a troublesome process. Few people make it out of adulthood alive. Whether you’re scraping twenty-one or hitting forty, there is always another mistake you didn’t know you […]

  • How to…Be the Ultimate Wingman

    A Cynic’s Guide to Getting People Laid Your single friend is embarrassing himself. While you’re busy charming women into disrobing in taxis and leaving you messages in lipstick on your perineum, he’s back at the bar trying to convince anyone […]

  • How to…Get a Payrise

      A cynic’s guide to cheating salary   The problem: You enjoy your job (it beats deep-frying potatoes while Ronald McFatty spit-shouts orders at you); the bars near your office are decent (they’ve not once chucked you out for throwing […]

  • How to…Suck a Little Less at Fancy Dress

      A Cynic’s Guide to Looking Like a Tit  Fancy dress parties are like dogging: there are massive risks, dizzying rewards, and I kick ass at both of them. In fact, I sometimes combine the two just to spice things […]